Karmic Buddha

Well the night started out cool, Thick n Rich and Jon picked me up. And We listened to the illest gangsta mix, that I made for Jon. When Move Bitch Get Out The Way, Rich started driving even more like a crazy man!! LOL

When we got there we met up with manfre, who told us that they told him to chill for a bit. So we sat out side, while I smoked like a chimney, giving stories about my Wild World War 2 and Civil War Reenacting experiences. Jen rolls up, and immediately starts grabin my love handles.. And askin' me whats this? Thats just the begining folks.. LOL Steph and Mike show up and we gave them a round of applause! While of course getting poked by Jen.

So we go into Bertucci's and sit, and I made the mistake of saying I don't want to sit next to Jen, So of course she sits next to me and pokes me the entire time.. HAHA. So we all order and I get a "HOT" Salad ! Damn my mouth is still burning from it! (long story) they actually had to grow the lettuce and stuff for my salad, but that again is another story! So at the end of the meal , comes time for me to kill my lungs. Manfre at first wouldn't let me out, but eventually he did! But when I tried to slide out, Jen grabbed my shirt and streched it like a mofo! So I finally gave up! (A LITTLE TACTICS) So when she finally realesed her grip I bounced and RAN OUT OF THE RESTAURANT!! HAHA

Damn Son, talk about fun! Jon and I arrived a half hour before the rest of the bunch. So we bowled a warm up game. Yeah thank god I did that! I think I bowled a 74 or something hahaha. But the next game when Anthony or "Big Tony" as I like to call him, Thick N' Rich and Gutherie played, I had a lighter ball! So I broke 100 I think I was close to 120 somethin' but the next game I bombed and Rich and I with a combined score couldn't beat gutherie's haha let alone jon's. But the next game was Ill At the last minute I was like the miracle mets! I came back with a strike and a 9 in the 10th frame! But anthony beat me by one pin!! So i was last.. Hey But at least we all broke a hundred!!! So yeah All And All it was a bangin time! Im totally gonna go again next week! Hopefully more will join in and we can have a CONVO! lol

Hey Boys and Girls... Well What A Night Last Night. I believe anyone who was not there could never understand, what Richuss Oriliuss is or the egg cream jiz etc. LOL Last Night was filled with nasty jokes, political discussions and history discussions.. And Me Doing some strange macho man randy savage voice mash da madjksdh.. lol I don't even know what I was saying.

So as you can tell we were all a little crazy down in port jeff last night. It was the usual suspects, Steph, Mike, Rich-us , Jon , and myself. We started off by going to salsa salsa, with the crew. After taking an hour to find a spot to park , jon had to park the car for rich us.. Yes I called him rich us. lol Jon and I waited outside because we were still full from earlier, "SARKU".. We discussed just normal bullshit as I happened to see an old friend Matt Loper and some hot chick who's name I can not recall. After everyone was done eating, Mike, Jon, and Rich went to a pizzeria and got food.. Manfre and I entertained the crew, while steph put a quarter in my ww2 hat!! But I got beat out by a cute lookin cujo dog!!! DAMN DOG!! haha I was amazed.. lol So after that adventure we all took a walk down to the docks and chilled in an ill gazebo. I told stories of past events and tales of huge battles and victories.. And of course in typical frank fashion I got on the subject of politics. It was good though I didn't get to loud lol .. too loud.. Finally Mike got us to go get ice cream! Which was another crazy adventure. haha....

Hi Everybody! (Hi Dr. Nick)

So yesterday was awesome! Jam packed full of fun and craziness!The day began with Jon and I standing out front of my house waiting for Thick n' Rich. When our driver finally appeared we headed to Stony Brook University! YAY, I've been there many times, but for reasons that I decided not to mention.. lol (j/k) But anyway, we picked up Brian from the train station after being a half hour late! Got to the dorm, which totally reminded me of Barracks on an army base.. errgg lol. There I met the man named "Bear" aka Dave. We helped him and his poppa dukes move into the new dorm room. Right after Dave's pop left, the jokes started because of Dave and Brian being alone in the room togther playing with their beds?!?! Rich called the Pimp Justin and he came over. We all went to the ball room within the S.A.C.?! lol no not strategic air command.. Rich and I jogged there while I called out a Quick Time March Cadence. Was awesome, people must of thought we were crazy! We Even ran back, from the sac to the parking lot!

Jon,Rich,Bear,Justin,Brian and I all went out to bertucchi's which gave me flashbacks from the 1st time I was there (The Legendary Jen Chase Frank Story), but all and all I was okay :) haha So The boys ordered and I ate the Free Salad! Haha, and messed with the waitress as usual, while I ate a shit load of bread and drank Iced Tea with Equal! From there we traveled to Jones Beach because we had so much time to kill. Once On the beach , (After touring the roads around jones beach for a while) we walked the board walk, and I decided to go onto the beach itself. The boys followed, I was pissed because I was wearing pants, so I rolled em up and went knee deep. Jon and Rich were discussing going in the water. The only problem was we had no change of clothes. So Rich decided to go to wal mart afterwards! Jon said lets flip a coin. "Heads we go in, tails we stay out and stay dry!" Needless to say it was tails, but when have I ever let a nickel dictate what I do, I looked at em and started walking into the water!! Jon and Rich, went against Mr. Jefferson's Ruling of coin and followed me in! I wanted to just get my lower body wet, but that kinda went up the creek! We all hung out and played with the dead Jellyfish, and watched the muscles try to crawl back into the sand. Then it was off to walmart!!....

Hey Boys and Girls! Yesterday was full of excitment! First went to subway with Big J-ON. To visit my lil brotha Dennis or D-nyce as he likes to be called. (I Think of NYCE banking when I hear that!) So as we waited on line to order this "Contractor" was ordering a 3 for 11.99 special. Off the bat this dude had an attitude problem with Dennis. Little did he know that I was standing behind him, and Jon right next to him. Dennis apologized for being slow and told him he was still new. The Guy was like "Well they should Train You!". For a while I sat there with my mouth shut, I felt it was none of my buisness! SO when he started flipping out about mayonase and telling dennis "NOW You put the bacon in the micrcowave!" That was it, I was fiending a lil bit for a smoke and then this Asshole starts with Lil Man! I was set off! I simply said in a deep angered voice while pacing back and forth "Cut the Guy A Fucking Break Dude", dennis in turn called him an asshole! The guy took a few seconds and than asked "Are You Talking to me?" Quickly I responded, "Yeah Who the fuck you think im fuckin talkin to dude?!" As I said this I looked into his eyes with my fists clenched! He immedately look down at the floor and for the duration of his order would not look at me. Every so often he would look at Jon for some moral support but Jon would just give him dirty looks. SO after the dick left I had to blow off some steam and said, "I was this close (hand expression) to smacking that guy in is fuckin face!" The rest of the customers though probably a little scared of me at the moment, knew I was right! This guy in a grey shirt came up to me and smiled and even told dennis not to worry about that "Asshole"

After this Jon and I walked home and played some XBOX amped to be exact! Actually I believe we played every game in my possesion. HAHa Jen called and we chatted for a while. Later on Jon,Steph,Mike,Our Jen,Manfre,Rich,Jen2, me and some other people met at the Bowling alley. I will not post my scores because well they sucked.. But all and all I had an awesome time! Jen calling me a loser all NIGHT.. HAHA YAY THATS GREEEAT! lol Many insane pictures were taken last night, haha especially the one when both Rich and Jen had the same Idea and attacked me as the picture was taken.. lol Can't wait to see the pictures :) Im not used to smiling in pictures because of my reenacting. Civil War soldiers never smiled in pics, for one they had nothing to be happy about and 2 it took 20 mins to a 1/2 hr to take the pic, i doubt you want to hold a smile aswell as your position to take a pic.. HAHA but i digress.. The night was fun... But when I got home and fell asleep the strangest thing happened.... [FADE TO BLACK]

Hey Girls and Boys , Its almost 10 o'clock, Im getting ready to call up jen and wake her up so she can come and help me cook. Hey I said 9 but i figured I would be nice after the message she left me last night. Im gonna go out and clean up my yards a little bit. At least the house is clean so just in case it rains we can all bug out in the crib! Yesterday was awesome! Jen and I walked half way to the liquor store and then had Rich and Jon come and scoup us up. We then got a bottle of tequilla (thanks jen) Jon and I got toe up! I was a lot more F*CKED Up because I drank a lot more! But the party sure did take off from there!

Chicken FIghts , Wrestling, Nintendo, Guitar Jams and Of Course the family Guy. Somewhere throughout the night I got a knife and Justin and I took vietnam pics.. HAHA If You look at Jen's Collection of pictures you notice that towards the end Jon and I started taking the pictures!! Justin's Party Pics Like My Still Life of the trey! LOL Well I have stuff todo.. I have cooking to do and cleaning as well !!! See ya all at my party! This is Selden Vice Detective Ruiz Signing Off (Div 6)

Hey Guys,

First let me say Thank You for attending my party on sunday and to Jon for making it all possible. And another thanks to Rich and Justin for allowing me to come to theirs! :) Well I would give you highlights from each party but I can't seem to remember them that well.. I mean I look at the pictures, but I draw a blank lol . So I guess I can give ya what I got. Well first My neck and head hurt, thats attributed to getting my "Ass" kicked by my father who when I wouldn't stopped "Accidently" slammed my head into the ground. Needless to say I gave up shortly after that. The day went on, when I spit beer everywhere and got Jen.. BIG MISTAKE, never saw her so mad before.. lol The night continues , I remember being on my knees after a flag incident, and my mom came up and pushed me down extending my right knee where it should have not gone?! I took a shower under orders of Jen and someothers, I was laid out, until of course in typical 'Drunk-en' Frank and Dennis fashion we got into a fight! Everyone tried stopping it which I appreciate, cause I shouldn't have been on my knee at that point but you know when your that drunk you don't feel anything at all. Out of the darkness and drunken daze Jen came up to me and made me stop and sit. Jon stayed with me and carried me away from the fight. Dennis and I made up of course. I kinda remember something about walking through fire, jumping over fire etc. ::Went to Bed::

THE PARTY TO END ALL PARTIES (well almost end all parties)If ya haven't guessed yet, its my party hahaha

The Party that was so Thick n Rich <-------had an awesome at his party too!!!
Justin's Party
Even though I got got really really hurt this weekend I had such a great fuckin time with everyone.. I really needed it!!! I felt young again

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So Last night, Brian , Manfre , Jon , Thick n' Rich, The Bear and I went to houllis for supper! I was challenged to eat the BLT! So The bear inturn decided to have a go at it! Dude this was the Biggest BLT I have ever eaten..I had a hardtime finishing it, so I can only imagine what Brian went through to eat it! But I finished my fries and than had Cheesecake afterwards (BAD IDEA!) Bear made short work of the sandwich and his Desert, I can not compete against such eating forces as Bear and Thick! I am a middle weight apparently! So we got to sit in the V.I.P. room aka Table 30. The waiter told us that if we ever want to sit in that room we have to call ahead 15 mins before and reserve it! So thats a must from now on.

After our eating adventure, Jon , Rich , Mike and I went shopping. Jon bought Fable and Rich bought NFL 2k3 ( Which I messed with him about) NFL 2k5 is only 20.00... lol.. After that we were gonna go to the Ghetto Dock , but the rubber guns were there (Public Safety) so we left. I hate those guys. So we went back to rich's pad and watched "Death to Smoochy" I love that movie.. it gets funnier everytime I see it! Well thats pretty much it.. Oh We must have looked like such a motely crue yesterday.. Me decked out in full military combat gear B.D.U (Battle Dress Uniform) , Rich all dressed up like a french hooker, Jon lookin like he just came from some Fancy Rich man's club.. Then you have the Bear.. I mean Come On! lol Im at work on a saturday.. IM BORED OUT OF MY MIND!! The Lan Party is today.. I've never been to one... I hope there is a computer left when I arrive.. Check out this TECH SUPPORT THING.... I know Ya'll feel me!

First off Let Me Say Once again Happy Birthday Brian! So its Monday, and Im tired as hell! Saturday was filled with work and then My first ever LAN party! I had a good time, playing Call Of Duty:United Offensive. I didn't really like Doom 3 multiplayer, the starting weapons were mad weak! Ehh I guess if you know me, Im more into historical stuff anyway :) Damn I even wore my World War 2 gear to the lan party... (see picture at the end of the post)Afterwards Manfre, Jon and I went to Applebee's and ate Half Price Apps. But in true Frank fashion, I hit my head! I was talking to an old friend who was our server, I start getting up not paying attention and slammed my head on the Lamp over the table. What an idiot! ::End Of Saturday:: Move on to Sunday!

So Last night was cool.. Went home with Jon and Mike and met up with Jennie. When I say home I mean NYC, manhattan to be exact. God I so want to live there. But I digress, So we went to the Tiesto Concert, which was phat. We went out on the dance floor and got down with the beats, it was cool. Manfre lost us in the crowd on purpose I guess to dance with the ladies. Jon got down with his bad self awell.. And me come on now, thats a stupid question, of course I danced! Around 8:30 Jennie and I bounced up out of the concert and went to my Brother's apt on E.71 st. Which is always awesome to see my fams! Jennie and I chilled there for a while, until 10 or 11. the exact time I do not recall. But we went out to get Vietnamese food, which was awesome! Never had it before.. and I found $20.00 bucks on the floor!!! Whats with everyone finding money lately and in increments of 20. thats so nutty.. Well thats all for now.. Im shot gonnna take a nap and then go get paid!! Yay I love Payday.. Tomorrow is My Ma Dukes Birthday too... :)

First Off Im G I FUCKIN JOE!

You're GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip!! You're
strong, tough,intelligent and you know how to kick some ass.
Don't forget though, no matter how manly you
think you are, you're still just a doll. God
Bless America.

WHAT A FRIGGIN PARTY LAST NIGHT! It was so awesome, I had some reservations before but it was a rip roaring good time. I drank more than I have in a long long time. Picture Labor Day weekend,(The Whole Enchilada) times it by 3. My boy Tommy chilled too, so it was like old times. Chico , Tommy, Dennis and I all chilled out and got drunk with My Aunt Lily, Uncle pete, Conor,Joelle,Uncle Jack, Aunt Jane,and John and Rachel oh and Kasey and Gary came by aswell. I made a toast somewhere along the night, about how happy I was to see everyone back together again! For those of you who don't know, thats the way things used to be every weekend! Regardless of birthdays and other things we always got together and partied!! hehe So for me my night was jam packed full of drinking, laughing crying xbox, and just plain old talkin'. It was a true old skool bash in so many ways. Oh YeaH Happy Birthday MaMa DuKeS!!! Oh To those of you I called last night, My bad I was drunk off my izzy!! hahahaha This will be one of those parties that will go down in the history books as one of the best parties of all time.. The Music Was Bumpin' The Party was Jumpin' and um... hehe thats all.. be easy nukkah! Thats what Im about!

No Not My Son's birthday.. I don't have a son.. Or Do I? huh wait fuck that.. That was a dream I had just now.. Im too young, but I digress.. Yeah we went to the spare rib tonite, I ate an app and thats all.. Im trying to lose weight.. Oh yeah Jamaican Me Bananas for desert! "IM THA COMMANDER IN CHIEF" lol Happy Bday Yi lun.. Now Im waiting for Sam to get on.. Oh wait she just did.. hah bye..

Hell Yeah People, Yesterday was an awesome game! For the fact that I was there.. The damn Jets almost gave me a heartattack! They seemed as though they weren't there for the first half. But in the second Half, My GOD!! They played awesome, totally kicking the crap out of the 49ers. I love jets games! I love football! haha If Im better off next year, my father and I are gonna go halves on Season Tickets! So next weekend is Patriots! two 5-0 teams battling it out.. OOOOH I CAN'T WAIT! Oh yea saturday was the Lan Party, Needless to say Jon and I kick Ass!! HAHAHA Well I need to go find some food, and go to work at 5.. Sorry Im gonna miss the gathering tonite.. Well Lemme say HAPPY BDAY MIKE! Ya Old Bastard... hahah

Well Damn Kids, (break for gratoutious singing) "HERE I AM ROCKING LIKE A HURRICANE, HERE I AM ROCKING LIKE A HURICAAAAAAAANE COME ON COME COME COME ON!" Okay Im done... Haha Well lately Jon and I have been collaberating on a nice little project close to my heart. Lately Ive been feeling homesick.. No not for a place, but a time. The 80's baby! I grew up in the 80's with MTV on 24-7. (thanks mom) So Ive been dying to hear the music from the time. As of right now I have 130 songs, from the era. Though So far it seems to have reached its end, I know there are tons of songs that I have missed, So I have come to the conclusion that I will leave it as an open project. I want everyone to get involved, and send me emails with requests so I can fully compile a HUGE 80'S Compy! Send me lists of your favorites and I will see if there are any that we don't have!No its not for profit.. its for enjoyment! Like being at a party and someone pops on an MP3 disc, with hundreds of 80's songs, thats awesome!

Hey people, Ive been pretty busy lately. Well maybe only a little. I've been working on my little political group. Trying to gain support, I will be revamping it and probably rename it, The name just seems a little too aggressive. Ive been speaking with people from all over and seeing if we can get a network together. But of course I find time to play games haah. Chico Bought , Halo 2 for XBOX, OMG that game is insane, he keeps leaving it at my house so Like A crack head I keep playing and get sucked further in to it. I have also started Lifting Weights, Im on a mission to regain my Lean Mean Fighting Machine Status again! Already im losing fat and gaining muscle. Thanks to good jeans I get in shape really really fast! Thanks DAD! ;) Well I'll have my car soon! I CAN'T WAIT! Its really starting to get to me now.. but I can wait just a little longer, Im leaving for gettysburg next friday! Oh I can't wait to get away for a while and just hang out with my cw buddies.

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Wow... what a week, of strange events. Well not really a week of strange events just one day. Monday was great because I picked up my special edition of Doom 3 for XBOX. That was awesome! But yeah getting back to my original point. Chico took me out yesterday for my birthday. We went to Uno's pizzeria, and ate like pigs! LOL

Chico of course had the waitress have everyone come over and sing happy birthday to me. Dennis took great satisfaction in this because a few years ago, I told our waiter at applebees that it was his bday even though it wasn't. Dennis ended up getting embarrased and ran out of the restaurant! The waiter actually chased after him.. lol Well when they started singing dennis was in the bath room but came out just in time. He walked up behind them and was clapping and jumping up and down.

Well After I ate my ice cream, I decided to go have a cancer stick. So when the boys came out, chico couldn't find his keys! So we found them locked in his car. We called around and the only person who could come out and get us was Tennesse aka Crusty aka Justin Credible! But he as a work truck so only chico and I could fit in the cab. Dennis had to sit in the bed of the truck! Crusty was going crazy because he didn't want to get pulled over by the police. Well Chico and I got him onto back roads and ended up taking portion road, while we made Dennis lay down! When we finally got home I took chico home to get his keys.

For length purposes I will skip ahead a little bit. On the way home from uno's chico sped past me. I got stuck behind two, flatbed trucks. One with a hyundai and one was empty. The empty flatbed sped away and I decided to get ahead of the other truck. As I attempted to get ahead of the truck he sped up and wouldn't let me get past. So I sped up again, and inturn he did the same. Finally he hit a HUGE pot hole in the ground, not a usual pot hole. It was more of a hole in the pavement so that they could work on pipes.

So when he hit this hole, the car on the back of the truck jumped a couple of times and finally broke the chains holding the car down. Just then the damn car fell off the rear of the truck!!!!! As god as my witness I swear this happened!! I attempted to get Chico's attention, because he wasn't to far off. But when I flashed my brights at him he sped up and vanished out of my sight. So I bounced from the scene, and didn't look back. I was so out of my mind because this kind of shit only happens in bad movies. Now further down the road across from Valero Gas , a HUGE truck was pulled over with at least 50 cops , cop cars and huge trucks. The police were searching the truck.. Let me tell ya kids, what an adventure that was!!!