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August 19, 2004

Keepin' It Gangsta!

Went to lunch With Chris, Shelly and Jon. And Let me say that, Chris , Jon , and I were straight up keepin' it gangsta! Chris smellin' like some nasty flower perfume waiting at the table for shelly, staring off into space. Jon and I from south "Sell-don" always gangsta! Jon's a pimp now, its official! I gave up my pimp status years ago, so now Im just a straight up gangsta who swings gats! Yeah NUKKA! Y'all Know Whos... Keepin it gangsta!!!

Lunch at sarku - 7.25
Gas usage - A Few Gallons
Smelling Chris' Perfume Smell - Priceless!

August 30, 2004

Out Fallen Brothers!

I forgot to mention a fallen comrade. His name was Joey and he was a balloon. He fell, actually I should say flew away because of Jon killing him. In turn, Joey's body killed a sea turtle named Billy. :(

I promise Joey and Billy, the next time Im with my homeys we will spill a little bit of our 40 oz's for ya! Rest in peace brothas! The sad thing is not there deaths, because they have moved on to a better place. Its the people they left behind. Like poor lil brian, rich and me. Jon doesn't care cause hes a murderer.. lol That poor Krispy Kreme Ballo0n.


Joey The Balloon
R.I.P.
8-29-04 to 8-29-04
"Never to Be Forgotten"

Billy the Sea turtle
R.I.P.
Unknown to 8-29-04
"He made awesome Shoes"

September 15, 2004

Further Proves My Point About The Muppets

Many Of You may know of my theory about the Muppets being Evil. And a few years ago My suspicions grew even more because of a site I had found. It was call Bert Is Evil I had lost track of this page, and recently found the Grover Story page. I was looking at the links and realized that The Bert is Evil page is still around!! And Hes done a lot more terrible atrosities since I left off. For years I followed and investigated Bert and his gang of miscreants and thugs!! Including Fozzie: The Bear Behind The Bottle It makes me sad that our childhood heros have become so twisted and bitter and in Bert's case Evil.. I will be posting all of the links on my page... look at some of this pic before you go........

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September 18, 2004

In Light Of The Star Wars Trilogy!

Hey Guys, Since the Realese of The Original 3 Star Wars Movies on DVD are this this week, I thought you'd all dig watching this awesome Mockumentry! Its basically Cops, Just Called troops and they follow around stormtroopers.. Click read more to check it out!

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September 23, 2004

The Fun Way to Clean Your Toilet... Thanks D

Clean Your Toilet -
The Fun Way

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat
is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom
and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly
lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog





September 30, 2004

Why I want to go to Japan!!

Look At THere School System!!!

DOMO ORIGATO JAPAN!

October 4, 2004

Spoon Man! Mwuahahahaha


The Sad Thing is that its fscking true!


Oh and I put a Nice Old Skool Song Up For Your Enjoyment!

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October 7, 2004

Happy Tree Friends..

OMG MWUAHAHAHAHAHA My Girl Hooked me up with this site.. its so off the wall.. you gotta check it out.. Im even gonna add to my Web Comics on the side bar...

HappY Tree Friends

Hey Sango.. AHEM I Mean Dad..

Yo Check This OUt... its a site for your cat.. AHAHAHAHAH


Kirara


Inuyasha

November 15, 2004

The C.I.A. Test

CIA Test:

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were three finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA
agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what
the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. "Kill her!!!".

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from
her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."


Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

November 17, 2004

My Early 90's Pic

Look At This Pic I mean Come On.. Its so Grunge, Nirvana Style.. lol


March 30, 2005

My Trip to Hell Chapt 1

Well ladies and Gentlemen, I have returned from my trip into the nether regions of hell! It was a long and costly trip, very tiring on the soul and on the souls of my shoes.

It all started when a friend of mine named chico asked me to retrieve a movie for him. Well folks this was no ordinary movie, it was a major part of Satans favorite DVD collection. Knowing that I have a lust for hard situations and suicide missions chico asked me to go on this hellacious journey. But where to start? I mean it was easier going to heaven, or the 4th Dimension, but hell?!?! Does it even exist?!

So after about a month of preperation and research I found that the gate to hell lies directly underneath the Middle Country Public Library! I was astonished to learn this, because I had been working there for at least a year! So I waited until dark, and when everyone had left, I went out to my car and got my gear. I have learned from past missions, so on this voyage I was bringing my trusty Jump Boots, Jump Pants, and stick of butter.. Alright well it wasn't butter, but damn I still can't believe its not butter..!
I also brought a long a hand gun, a tommy gun and a ton of food, well what ever I could fit in my duffel bag!

-----The Story Will Continue Soon --- - -- - -

April 2, 2005

Chapter 2

Well upon inspection of the Basement I found that in the cage next to the computer tech cage was a portal to hell. I used my trust bolt cutters and gained access to the portal. Standing next to the huge vortex in the ground I looked over.

All that I could see was swirling winds of black smog, mixed with what I perceved as damned souls. The cries for help were almost unbearable. I took my jade buddha necklace out from under my shirt, kissed it, closed my eyes and took a leap of faith! Through out my decent I was being tempted by what I figure is the devil, so to counter attack his febal attempts I placed my head phones over my ears and blasted Cibo Matto's song Birthday Cake. Take my word for it kids that song can block out anything...! What felt like an eternity of falling was only something like 5 mins. Once down on the ground I placed a few markers so I could find my way out.

To ensure my safety I broke out my equipment. I loaded my .45 cal and my thompson sub machine gun. The only thing I needed to do now was find my way out of this very small dark room!

----To Be Continued-----

WTF!?? LOL This is funny

Ladies and Gentlemen.. here is another strange thing from the internet.. please if there are children in the room, make them leave.. hahahha

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May 16, 2005

Numa Numa Gary?! Or Numa Numa Rich?!?

Okay some of you may know, that Myself and My Partner in Crime Anthony, believe that Gary Broslima and our Rich V. Are one in the same!!!! here is more evidence....

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July 15, 2005

My Blog Has Been Empty

Wow, I feel bad, all you frank fans out there can't get your Daily Frank Fix... LOL Well Im back.. SOrry about the delay... I am working on a new design for my blog. My people are hard at work coming up with a new blog look for me.. Its nice to have people, that do shit for you! hahahah Well.. lets take up some space shall we!

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July 16, 2005

Pointless And Roundless?

I loved these pictures.. I wanted to share it with you fools.... Oh and I have a special thank you to Steph... I know it was kind of a weird phone call followed by a weird question, but hey you're steamrollah!!! LOL

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August 27, 2005

Crack Sandwich anyone?

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September 28, 2005

A Deer In Head Lights!

A Deer In Head Lights, but he still had time to take a bite of the pizza! HEY RICH WE LOVE YOU!

It looks like someone told him santa claus wasn't real or maybe someone killed his puppy..! aww now i feel bad.. or someone getting ready to eat 165 shhhhhhrimp!!

(This has been a Frank and Anthony Production)

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