Wow... what a week, of strange events. Well not really a week of strange events just one day. Monday was great because I picked up my special edition of Doom 3 for XBOX. That was awesome! But yeah getting back to my original point. Chico took me out yesterday for my birthday. We went to Uno's pizzeria, and ate like pigs! LOL
Chico of course had the waitress have everyone come over and sing happy birthday to me. Dennis took great satisfaction in this because a few years ago, I told our waiter at applebees that it was his bday even though it wasn't. Dennis ended up getting embarrased and ran out of the restaurant! The waiter actually chased after him.. lol Well when they started singing dennis was in the bath room but came out just in time. He walked up behind them and was clapping and jumping up and down.
Well After I ate my ice cream, I decided to go have a cancer stick. So when the boys came out, chico couldn't find his keys! So we found them locked in his car. We called around and the only person who could come out and get us was Tennesse aka Crusty aka Justin Credible! But he as a work truck so only chico and I could fit in the cab. Dennis had to sit in the bed of the truck! Crusty was going crazy because he didn't want to get pulled over by the police. Well Chico and I got him onto back roads and ended up taking portion road, while we made Dennis lay down! When we finally got home I took chico home to get his keys.
For length purposes I will skip ahead a little bit. On the way home from uno's chico sped past me. I got stuck behind two, flatbed trucks. One with a hyundai and one was empty. The empty flatbed sped away and I decided to get ahead of the other truck. As I attempted to get ahead of the truck he sped up and wouldn't let me get past. So I sped up again, and inturn he did the same. Finally he hit a HUGE pot hole in the ground, not a usual pot hole. It was more of a hole in the pavement so that they could work on pipes.
So when he hit this hole, the car on the back of the truck jumped a couple of times and finally broke the chains holding the car down. Just then the damn car fell off the rear of the truck!!!!! As god as my witness I swear this happened!! I attempted to get Chico's attention, because he wasn't to far off. But when I flashed my brights at him he sped up and vanished out of my sight. So I bounced from the scene, and didn't look back. I was so out of my mind because this kind of shit only happens in bad movies. Now further down the road across from Valero Gas , a HUGE truck was pulled over with at least 50 cops , cop cars and huge trucks. The police were searching the truck.. Let me tell ya kids, what an adventure that was!!!