Yeah so I kinda left a lot out of my earlier blog entry..
Well here goes... First off, i stopped off on my way to work to get gas and cigarettes. Well needless to say I picked the wrong place to get my stuff! This huge chick named Linda was getting gas at the pump next to me. When I say huge I don't mean Fat, I mean jacked out of her skull! Her arms were larger than my fat head...! I was like god damn, so I went into the the super mart in OK PETROL, and got smokes and a coca cola, when I turned around there she was. Staring at me , looking me up and down.
So I said excuse me and walked past, the next turn of events were very very strange. She walks up to me outside and says, "Hey you're cute, You're my new boyfriend".. I was like "hahahahaha" "you're funny, nice to meet you, ah well goodbye now" She didn't stop, she explained to me that she was serious, and wrote her number, wait no, carved her number into my arm while her huge bicep was around my neck. I was a little frightened, I mean Im sure I could have kicked her ass, but I wasn't about to try and fight a woman who was as tall as me but JACKED!! I was afraid of a roid rage episode..
So I left and she kinda followed me to work, and said I have to call her tonite for a date.. FUCK THAT!!! Well Im at work now and I thought that this was gonna be a bad day. Until I propsed too, by if I might say so myself a very very good looking young lady. So that totally made my day better, thanks CARA your the best.. And yes I will marry you :P I feel so loved!!!