Karmic Buddha

This kid is so funny.... hes a nasty little fucker but god damn is it funny.. What is it about kids being assholes really funny?!

Well since Ive been on the road to physical reconstruction, Ive been getting my mind ready for it.. Ive been in such a "rut" for lack of a better word. This off season has really taken it out of this old war horse. So Ive been getting up and doing a shit load of sit ups and push ups. No time to run, or actually to lazy to run.

So in the next month or so I will be returning to Kung Fu. Authentic Northern Shaolin. Not that Jap crap.. lol I used to train Southern Shaolin, but Ive always like the way northern looked. I AM GONNA GET MY ASS KICKED KIDS. I am skinny again but not in shape skinny.. ya know?! So I have to find the time to clean up the gym downstairs. Well my father is getting better, they finally moved him to the rehab! So he should be home in 2 weeks. It'll be nice to have the old man home once again!

Holy Shit, I thought the little black kid cursing out the Nipon Chick was funny.. Well this is more weird funny. What else will they come out with next in Japan?!?!?!?!?!?!? This kinda made me not want to go... lol j/k check it

Hey guys, for some reason my blog keeps cleaning its own front page. Very Very Weird!!?! Well Ive been very busy lately, well no not really but it seems this way. First off the poppa dukes will finally be returning home on tuesday!! YAY! Plus I have a huge easter bash going on at my crib this sunday! Thats a little rough...

Then the saturday after that is my birthday, damn Im getting old. As of late though Ive tried my hand at video game reviewing for gameinformer. At first the lonely geeks were ripping my reviews apart. At first I was like shit, have I lost my ability to write?! Nah I just wasn't giving it my all. So I reformed my outline and went to town. I have attached my first "Real" review on the bottom of this blog entry! So I picked up a game cube last week, Ive been playing resident evil 4 ever since. Not all the time mind you, well at least no video games yesterday. I worked and went home and found to my surprise the TV was back on!! So the boys and I chilled and watched the good ol tele!!!

We then proceeded to beat the ever livin' shit out of Justin, "Tennesse" (We call him that because hes from tennesse), we got pretty fucked up and beat him up again! I told him later that night in my thick southern accent, "Don't worry boi, we'll learn ya!" He knew just what I meant.. hahahahah We're all such bastards...
Well thats enough of my ramblings for today.. . Click more to read the Game Review... let me know whatcha think..

Yeah so I kinda left a lot out of my earlier blog entry..

Well here goes... First off, i stopped off on my way to work to get gas and cigarettes. Well needless to say I picked the wrong place to get my stuff! This huge chick named Linda was getting gas at the pump next to me. When I say huge I don't mean Fat, I mean jacked out of her skull! Her arms were larger than my fat head...! I was like god damn, so I went into the the super mart in OK PETROL, and got smokes and a coca cola, when I turned around there she was. Staring at me , looking me up and down.

So I said excuse me and walked past, the next turn of events were very very strange. She walks up to me outside and says, "Hey you're cute, You're my new boyfriend".. I was like "hahahahaha" "you're funny, nice to meet you, ah well goodbye now" She didn't stop, she explained to me that she was serious, and wrote her number, wait no, carved her number into my arm while her huge bicep was around my neck. I was a little frightened, I mean Im sure I could have kicked her ass, but I wasn't about to try and fight a woman who was as tall as me but JACKED!! I was afraid of a roid rage episode..

So I left and she kinda followed me to work, and said I have to call her tonite for a date.. FUCK THAT!!! Well Im at work now and I thought that this was gonna be a bad day. Until I propsed too, by if I might say so myself a very very good looking young lady. So that totally made my day better, thanks CARA your the best.. And yes I will marry you :P I feel so loved!!!

Well ladies and Gentlemen, I have returned from my trip into the nether regions of hell! It was a long and costly trip, very tiring on the soul and on the souls of my shoes.

It all started when a friend of mine named chico asked me to retrieve a movie for him. Well folks this was no ordinary movie, it was a major part of Satans favorite DVD collection. Knowing that I have a lust for hard situations and suicide missions chico asked me to go on this hellacious journey. But where to start? I mean it was easier going to heaven, or the 4th Dimension, but hell?!?! Does it even exist?!

So after about a month of preperation and research I found that the gate to hell lies directly underneath the Middle Country Public Library! I was astonished to learn this, because I had been working there for at least a year! So I waited until dark, and when everyone had left, I went out to my car and got my gear. I have learned from past missions, so on this voyage I was bringing my trusty Jump Boots, Jump Pants, and stick of butter.. Alright well it wasn't butter, but damn I still can't believe its not butter..!
I also brought a long a hand gun, a tommy gun and a ton of food, well what ever I could fit in my duffel bag!

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