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Well What A Day so Far!! Well first let me say, that yes I should have been smarter by calling the ambulance but I just couldn't because The Evan looked so helpless and I figured I would try to help first and If I couldn't then I would call the ambulance!
Let me start from the beginning! I'm in the shower (hey get yo minds out the gutter) When I hear my dogs barking, well one of them anyway.. So I hoped out ,got dressed and ran to the door. I figured it was Chico. But to my surprise it was Evan, Brandon and Chris (Jay's Lil Brother) For some reason Evan had a semi dismantled gun in his hand leaning on his leg. I thought nothing of it at first. Until I finally realized what they were saying to me. Evan in all of his infinite wisdom and luck somehow got the bolt of the weapon caught to his leg. Pinching a considerable amount of skin within it! So basically we couldn't just pull it off.. And to boot, the reason the gun was dismantled was because the trigger had broken along with the bolt release. I couldn't just let them try to figure it out on there own. So I brought them into the house. At first I examined the weapon. We tried a number of solutions. Then I came to the conclusion that we needed to cut the gun at the end so we could release the spring keeping the bolt in place. Brandon went to his house post haste with Chris and retrieved a hack saw. Which work a little but the blade was very dull. I had to cut slow because the gun was to close to some very needed equipment!
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Dennis then came home, and had to laugh for a while. I took a drag from his cigarette and continued my operating. (At this point, we had Evan on the kitchen table so I could get an easier angle on the gun) After cutting for a good 30 minutes without any progress. I looked at the blade and it was at that point smooth metal. So we tried with WD 40 and tried pulling the spring back. But this again didn't work. Chico then arrived, All I said was "Dude You Won't fuckin' believe this shit" At first Chico thought it was just caught on his pants, but then saw the cuts in the pants around the gun. Earlier we tried getting around it to see just HOW MUCH skin was enclosed in the bolt. Finally I went and got the dremel tool!
Before I continue I would just like to thank the folks at Dremel For making such a superb piece of equipment! Well Chico wanted to cut it, because ... well I don't know why! But he did.. The first attempt was rough and broke the slender cutting wheel.. Hey it was made for wood.. but don't worry dad we have like a million of those! Then we got a metal cutting wheel.. The damn wood one broke off and hit me under my right EYE!! OOPS! he he.. But anyway I digress.. Chico cut the gun all around, with only a little left under the gun itself. But When I tried to bend the gun it wouldn't budge. So we had to cut more.. Once this was completed the spring holding the bolt came flying out at Chico and screwed up his finger and hand a little. I immediately rushed in and pulled the bolt out so Evan could get the gun off of his leg! And when he did.. OOOOH BOY, that shit was nasty looking'. Evan called the Selden Fire Dept. So someone is going to his house to look at the wound. Chico and I both told him to see a doctor, but I guess an EMT is good too. So that's my story, Jesus Christ never a dull day at the Ruiz residence.. haha!
Comments (1)
The Dremel was my idea...snoogins...and I wanted to cut it because I have alot of experience with a dremel...and I didn't think anyone else wanted to do it...so there.
Posted by Chico | October 25, 2004 5:32 PM
Posted on October 25, 2004 17:32